oh - that must be growing paradise up there! I’ve visited there too. Incredible!
ya - I don’t smoke much anymore either. I’ve been vaping the last 6months. I don’t like the high from edibles so am more likely to vape or smoke a cob. But the fermentation would do something different to it I guess, so if I do a cob one day, likely I’ll try chewing at least once, just to see.
Thankfully I’ll have witnessed all you test bunnies getting into it before that happens!
Back to the peanut gallery now...
You've done this before? Lol! 
. So the first thing I did, before trying to light it, was to nip a tiny bit off of the end of the paper in order to make sure it was actually a smokable joint. It looked closer to some sort of tobacco than cannabis. But a couple of teenagers will often take a chance in the pursuit of a buzz, so I quickly lit it - yes, it was bud - whereupon it returned the favor a hundredfold. To this day, I cannot figure out how... If you are standing against a tall (30'+) stone wall, a large bird flies full-tilt bozo over your head, close enough to touch - and you are not instantly covered in feathers and gore - well, that's easy to explain. You are hallucinating, lol, no worries. But when you're standing there with a friend beside you... and he looks at you and asks, with an awed voice, "Did you see that bird, man?" And then immediately asks, "Wait, where did it GO? How...?" Less easily explained.
Good night you wonderfully crazy man. 
