PotChimp's Side Projects

[PotChimp]

Looking really nice... you are going to quick dry those in a microwave right

just jesting, every time I read someone is doing that I cringe

I'm runnin' low on weed and ain't chopped those plants, so I better post the recipe Buckshot and fish cake gave me

The Original From-Branch-to-Bronchus in One Easy Step Microwave Method

Needed:
1 high powered microwave
1 good size bud

1) Get a fresh bud off your ready-to-chop marijuana plant; preferably the very top one Hell I just grab it with both hands like a pineapple top and twist it off they make lah vah sope for the sticky crud that winds up all over your hands don't worry about it just scrub it off.

2) Open the microwave door.

3) Go back to step 2 because you're high and already forgot what you were doing, but don't go to step 3 after you find out, go to step 4.

4) Take the cup of coffee out you reheated yesterday 'cause it was cold but got high and forgot about then put the bud in. Try not to ever wash the rotating carousel tray so there's plenty of fake microwave butter residue to rub the bud in (I heard that butter helps to dissolve THC glands so it's gotta work I figure).

5) Close the microwave door.

6) Set the timer to well it doesn't really matter just press all the 9s until no more will fit in the window then hit start you're going by what it does not how long it takes

7) If you hear a loud buzz and popping, take the bud out. Remove any stem from the bud, put it back in the microwave, and repeat step 6.

8) As soon as an ethereal humming starts, watch the bud closely. You'll start to see red embers form in the middle of the bud.

9) The bud will start vibrating as soon as the noise from the microwave starts to get unbearable, and when the bud starts glowing so brightly that it starts converting its own helium molecules to hydrogen for fuel hit the stop/clear button.

10) Right after the bud explodes like Darth Vaydurz Dethstarr open the microwave door slightly and apply your lips to the crack (think trying to get a raise; it helps).

11) Take a deep breath and hold it.

12) Blow out the breath and if you see smoke, repeat from step 10 after the nuclear explosion to step 11.

13) If there's no more smoke, you're done!

 

[Buckshot]

I'm runnin' low on weed and ain't chopped those plants, so I better post the recipe Buckshot and fish cake gave me

The Original From-Branch-to-Bronchus in One Easy Step Microwave Method

Needed:
1 high powered microwave
1 good size bud

1) Get a fresh bud off your ready-to-chop marijuana plant; preferably the very top one Hell I just grab it with both hands like a pineapple top and twist it off they make lah vah sope for the sticky crud that winds up all over your hands don't worry about it just scrub it off.

2) Open the microwave door.

3) Go back to step 2 because you're high and already forgot what you were doing, but don't go to step 3 after you find out, go to step 4.

4) Take the cup of coffee out you reheated yesterday 'cause it was cold but got high and forgot about then put the bud in. Try not to ever wash the rotating carousel tray so there's plenty of fake microwave butter residue to rub the bud in (I heard that butter helps to dissolve THC glands so it's gotta work I figure).

5) Close the microwave door.

6) Set the timer to well it doesn't really matter just press all the 9s until no more will fit in the window then hit start you're going by what it does not how long it takes

7) If you hear a loud buzz and popping, take the bud out. Remove any stem from the bud, put it back in the microwave, and repeat step 6.

8) As soon as an ethereal humming starts, watch the bud closely. You'll start to see red embers form in the middle of the bud.

9) The bud will start vibrating as soon as the noise from the microwave starts to get unbearable, and when the bud starts glowing so brightly that it starts converting its own helium molecules to hydrogen for fuel hit the stop/clear button.

10) Right after the bud explodes like Darth Vaydurz Dethstarr open the microwave door slightly and apply your lips to the crack (think trying to get a raise; it helps).

11) Take a deep breath and hold it.

12) Blow out the breath and if you see smoke, repeat from step 10 after the nuclear explosion to step 11.

13) If there's no more smoke, you're done!

repeat

 

[PotChimp]

I'm almost outta weed it's nuke-a-nug time!

Here's a few more pics. On the left is the GDP clone I've been doing in mineralized soil, in the middle is a Free Tibet clone I'm doing in Promix HP (using AN Iguana and all natural and organic AN additives), and on the right is another GDP clone started at the same time as the one on the left, only in a 5 gallon DWC bucket w/GH BC series hydroponic nutes:

Nitrogen toxic Free Tibet plant (When you underfeed it takes a few days to fix it, but when you overfeed it takes forever to fix. Damn right at the 2/3 flowering point too right where I fug up all my grows).....

Left GDP cola:

Right GDP cola:

on Earth and good weed towards men.....

 

[PotChimp]

Soma Seeds Free Tibet clone:

 

[Buckshot]

on Earth and good weed towards men.....

 

[PotChimp]

Test:

 

[PotChimp]

Nope. Not my pic.

 

[PotChimp]

Not able to download new pics; getting a computer generated prompt about contacting a system administrator. I'll try to get progress pics up on here again soon, but if I can't get them on here I'll leave a note so you don't have to wait 3 months for the moving-this-to-the-abandoned-journals computer prompt.

 

[Buckshot]

I suck at keeping up... so now I suck in three more journals.

 

[PotChimp]

I suck at keeping up... so now I suck in three more journals.

Gonna be four in a couple days. I'm going at the 3rd run of my Chemdawg D project in a few days. I'll post some pics of my GDPs tonight if I get a chance; they're the first halfway decent looking plants (in flower) I've had in about 6 months.
Note: I took a clone from the Free Tibet clone and put her into flower with my Bubba Kush grow (600 watt HPS).

 

[PotChimp]

Well my pics are taking now. Here's some okay ones of my Free Tibet/GDP grow. The whole unit:

This weird Free Tibet doing that bug-from-Mars thing.....

The GDP clone in soil (I must suck at hydro; it's fatter than the DWC one):

The GDP clone in a DWC bucket:

A pretty shot; gonna be some nice trim.....

.....for some Everclear kief tincture woo hoo!!!!!

 

[Graytail]

This weird Free Tibet doing that bug-from-Mars thing.....

Have you ruled out photoperiod? It looks like it's stuck in a little veg behavior. Longer nights might help.

 

[PotChimp]

Have you ruled out photoperiod? It looks like it's stuck in a little veg behavior. Longer nights might help.

This thing has done the same thing every time I cut a clone from it and grow it out. I thought it was heat stress once, but it always does this regardless of conditions.

 

[PotChimp]

Wow this blatant attack on my finances by way of holiday commercialism really has me in the Christmas spirit! I'm working on my Christmas song right now but it's still in the rough stages; I'll try to get it done in time for some yuletide cheer.

(Sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy")

"The Little Dumber Chimp"

PotChimp woke up high,
puffed up a plump blunt.
Farted and rubbed his eye,
puffed up a plump blunt.
Got up but wondered why,
puffed up a plump blunt.
And as that day passed by
he rolled some more blunts,
no, they weren't runts,
then took a dump,
out of his rump.....



P.S.: The plants are looking pretty good I'll post pics soon.

 

[Buckshot]

well it was going good I was singing along, then...


rump bum bum bum

 

[Buckshot]

I can only imagine the look on your face as I snapped off the cap and woshed that down like a shot of ta-kill-ya

I would then offer my apologies and tell you I thought it was for me

 

[PotChimp]

I can only imagine the look on your face as I snapped off the cap and woshed that down like a shot of ta-kill-ya

I would then offer my apologies and tell you I thought it was for me

Hee hee I was thinking of doing that exact thing on X-mas day I'm worried that the shot of 190 proof Evercleer is gonna get me so buzzed up I don't notice the gram+ of kief I put in it.

 

[PotChimp]

well it was going good I was singing along, then...


rump bum bum bum

As you can tell by the lyrics, I lead a pretty uneventful life and don't have a lot of material to draw from.

 

[PotChimp]

He puffed up on that blunt
and took a big dump
out of his rump
dammit, it stunk.
What a dumb chump.....

 

[Buckshot]

He puffed up on that blunt
and took a big dump
out of his rump
dammit, it stunk.
What a dumb chump.....

I am glad I got the sled out... we are going downhill!