Dopey Prison Guards Clueless To Cell Cannabis Crop

[Jim Finnel]

A convicted drug dealer was able to grow a potent marijuana plant inside his UK prison cell.

Prison guards were clueless that drug dealer Mohamed Jalloh was growing marijuana in his cell - and even decorated a four-foot plant as a Christmas tree.

It was only when a jealous inmate raised the alert that prison staff realised the plot that had unfolded under their noses.

However, prison guards had to use a Google image search to identify the cannabis plants.

Gold-toothed Jalloh, 28, convinced jail staff for at least five months that his super-powerful crop was only tomato plants.

He got so cocky he put festive decorations on one to brighten up his cell at Verne Prison in Portland, Dorset in southern England.

"You could see the plants from the grounds as his cell looks on to the education department and communal outside area,” a source told The Sun.

“They were on show for the world to see." Jalloh is serving eight years for supplying Class A drugs.


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[falcore]

best article ever three cheers for Mohamed Jalloh
HIP HIP HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!
HIP HIP HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!
HIP HIP HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!:

cheer2:

 

[ultrasonic]

Doh

 

[falcore]

LMFAO ultrasonic

 

[IMA]

ditto to everything

 

[DEAN420]

 

[greengo840]

Well it took some digging, but I managed to find a photo of the prison guard responsible for managing and inspecting this cell.

 

[falcore]

HOOOGAAAANNNN!!!!!

i hope he doesnt find out about the tunnel or the radio in the coffee pot

 

[OldMedUser]

Too funny! I hope the rat gets a shank for Xmas.

 

[ClarkKent]

hahahahahahhahah me to

 

[Matanuska Valley]

I can't believe that no 1 new it was Cannabis but the inmates...!


MV...

 

[Warbux]

The only qualifications to be a prison guard must be the ability to hang from a tree while eating a banana.

 

[greenisland]

The only qualifications to be a prison guard must be the ability to hang from a tree while eating a banana.

I think even that would be a bit to much to expect from these guys. lmfao

 

[greenisland]

and since when can you even grow tomato plants in jail? thats wild, it sounds more like a retirement home.

 

[Bud Farmer]

I bet the reason the guards didn't do anything until someone said something was because he was bribing them with some bud. surely I jest...or do I?

 

[Oddnonsmoker]

The only qualifications to be a prison guard must be the ability to hang from a tree while eating a banana.

I think even that would be a bit to much to expect from these guys. lmfao

They can't do two things at once.

 

[Warbux]

hahahahahaaaa,,You got it Bro..