Peat Phreak
Well-Known Member
I recently broke my favorite bong. Then I went online shopping for a bong, only to be completely irritated and baffled by the state of the bong marketplace in the US.
It was hard to find a bong that would be a comparable replacement. My requirements are very simple. The bong needs to be:
- Made of glass
- tubular in shape for easy cleaning with a brush
- angled mouthpiece
- carb hole
- 12-16 inch height
- costs less than $75 shipped
- NO ICE CATCHER - whoever thought of this useless idea needs to slapped with a wet noodle. This somehow became almost a standard feature.
- NO PERCOLATOR - or whatever the heck it is. The tube needs to be unobstructed.
- NO BULBOUS RESERVOIR - just a tube. Not a beaker.
Now that doesn't seem like it should be a difficult bong to find. But it is. There should be dozens of examples. But there aren't. I can only conclude that 99.9% of the planet is USING THE WRONG BONG !!!
It was hard to find a bong that would be a comparable replacement. My requirements are very simple. The bong needs to be:
- Made of glass
- tubular in shape for easy cleaning with a brush
- angled mouthpiece
- carb hole
- 12-16 inch height
- costs less than $75 shipped
- NO ICE CATCHER - whoever thought of this useless idea needs to slapped with a wet noodle. This somehow became almost a standard feature.
- NO PERCOLATOR - or whatever the heck it is. The tube needs to be unobstructed.
- NO BULBOUS RESERVOIR - just a tube. Not a beaker.
Now that doesn't seem like it should be a difficult bong to find. But it is. There should be dozens of examples. But there aren't. I can only conclude that 99.9% of the planet is USING THE WRONG BONG !!!