GDB's Thanksgiving Harvest

Best of luck on the sprouts, GDB!🤞
 
Hello growers.

I'm still limited to just the single Purple Dream plant.

And I've learned that heavy use of profanity does not encourage seedlings to emerge from the soil. :straightface:

Purple Dream 8-16-22.jpg


Thanks for looking in.

Peace.
 
Hello growers.

I'm still limited to just the single Purple Dream plant.

And I've learned that heavy use of profanity does not encourage seedlings to emerge from the soil. :straightface:

Purple Dream 8-16-22.jpg


Thanks for looking in.

Peace.
So true!

Stupid lazy motherfucking seeds! you got one single job! I mean wake for me my beautiful little beans of green while I softly hum a tune and gently drip breast milk in your mouth. Take your time, do it on your own terms…
 
And I've learned that heavy use of profanity does not encourage seedlings to emerge from the soil. :straightface:
You don't know that. For all we know you may not have done it often or loud enough to have the proper effect. I say give it another try, and this time, put your back in it!

:p
 
You don't know that. For all we know you may not have done it often or loud enough to have the proper effect. I say give it another try, and this time, put your back in it!

:p
And maybe mix up the swear words, like get inventive. If you need help, Black, I’m your girl ;)
 
Have you tried blasting reveille?

So true!

Stupid lazy motherfucking seeds! you got one single job! I mean wake for me my beautiful little beans of green while I softly hum a tune and gently drip breast milk in your mouth. Take your time, do it on your own terms…

You don't know that. For all we know you may not have done it often or loud enough to have the proper effect. I say give it another try, and this time, put your back in it!

And maybe mix up the swear words, like get inventive. If you need help, Black, I’m your girl ;)
420 feedback is the best!

I'll blow a horn at them and use words like "muthashitter" while hunching my back!

More bright ideas are welcome! :Rasta:
 
Keep them at 80ºF.

Dig them up and see what's going on.
Sorta' done and done Shed!

They're dead.

I think I know why I've been killing them, so I'm about to drop 2 more! :Rasta:
 
😬 That damn reverse auction sucked me in yet again! I may need therapy.

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Product
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Price
Animal Star Cookies - 10 Seeds
  • Quantity:
    10 Seeds
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$20.67
Subtotal:
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I must admit there is a certain comfort level in ordering seeds from within the states. I've had two of my recent orders from overseas seized and destroyed by Customs.

So that threat is eliminated with the added benefit that these seeds from Colorado arrive about 6 days after I order them!

Peace.
 
😬 That damn reverse auction sucked me in yet again! I may need therapy.

We have finished processing your order.

[Order #197876] (August 16, 2022)


Product
Quantity
Price
Animal Star Cookies - 10 Seeds
  • Quantity:
    10 Seeds
1
$20.67
Subtotal:
$20.67

I must admit there is a certain comfort level in ordering seeds from within the states. I've had two of my recent orders from overseas seized and destroyed by Customs.

So that threat is eliminated with the added benefit that these seeds from Colorado arrive about 6 days after I order them!

Peace.
I need to check that auction out!
 
😬 That damn reverse auction sucked me in yet again! I may need therapy.

We have finished processing your order.

[Order #197876] (August 16, 2022)


Product
Quantity
Price
Animal Star Cookies - 10 Seeds
  • Quantity:
    10 Seeds
1
$20.67
Subtotal:
$20.67

I must admit there is a certain comfort level in ordering seeds from within the states. I've had two of my recent orders from overseas seized and destroyed by Customs.

So that threat is eliminated with the added benefit that these seeds from Colorado arrive about 6 days after I order them!

Peace.
Omg what a bargain!
 
Hello all.

I haven't said much lately about what's going on here. That's mostly because I try my best not to use a lot of profanity on this site. I'm not generally a potty-mouth, but at times when I'm having problems getting seedlings going things can -- and usually do -- turn a little "blue."

I'm currently on my third pair of the Green Crack & Purple Tahoe seed combination. The first two sets both failed me. These last 2 were soaked on 8/15. Both had tap roots by 8/16 and were buried in soil on that date. Then on 8/17 I got frustrated and soaked a Fruit Punch auto. It produced a tap root the next day and was buried in soil on the 18th.

Flash forward to today and the Green Crack is MIA. I peeked in the soil and see her in there but she's making no effort to come out and see me.

The Purple Tahoe emerged on yesterday, however. And she seems to be okay.
Purple Tahoe 8-22-22 D2.JPG


The Fruit Punch auto also emerged yesterday, but she doesn't look so good. She has only a single cotyledon. That discovery led to another tidal wave of profanities. 😬
Fruit Punch auto 8-22-22 D2.JPG


The Purple Dream that emerged from the soil on 8/6 is taking her sweet time developing roots and growing. That doesn't bother me so much. At least she's alive.
Purple Dream 8-22-22 D16.jpg


Anyway, this germination cycle has been a real shit storm (oops).

I really want to grow a Green Crack but just can't seem to get one going, and I've only got 2 beans left to try. My gut tells me go ahead and try -- that this is just a phase that will pass. But my mind tells me %&@* !%#*^$%! (in so many words).

Thanks for looking in.

Peace.
 
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