- Thread starter
- #1,261
That's the most intelligent "root" joke yet. Well done Shed
ProfessorFlora's 10 Strain 200W LED Organic Soil Grow
- Thread starter ProfessorFlora
- Start date
I’m so resisting the urge to make a joke about her being pregnant here. (I did a bad job resisting) I’ll be good from now on Professor, I promise
We do have a deeper English language knowledge over here... I'm still looking for the best answer.......That's the most intelligent "root" joke yet. Well done Shed
But I think it was covered from the girls
Thank you link wizard, I know what it means
So I'm speeding home and run a redlight and the officer says "What's your hurry buddy?" Well I tell him Professor has some big news and I gotz to get home to read about it. Instantly the officer walked away calmly with my license and within a few short minutes I had a ticket.
So, I continued speeding home and another officer got me for speeding. He said "What's the hurry bub?" And I told him, Professor has some big news and I need to get home to read it. Well needless to say I got another ticket. Finally, after knocking down two traffic signs and one cow I made it home. I ran into the room and turned on the computer but the Internet was down! So I called my ISP provider and said Wut's up? I got to get on, Professor has some big news for me to read. So, before I know it 7 techs are at my door fixing the problem lightning fast...they know of this Professor I speak of. Within minutes I get the internet on, rush to 420, and read the important message.
And that's all you got?
So, I continued speeding home and another officer got me for speeding. He said "What's the hurry bub?" And I told him, Professor has some big news and I need to get home to read it. Well needless to say I got another ticket. Finally, after knocking down two traffic signs and one cow I made it home. I ran into the room and turned on the computer but the Internet was down! So I called my ISP provider and said Wut's up? I got to get on, Professor has some big news for me to read. So, before I know it 7 techs are at my door fixing the problem lightning fast...they know of this Professor I speak of. Within minutes I get the internet on, rush to 420, and read the important message.
And that's all you got?
- Thread starter
- #1,267
Lol thank you HH. Don't worry, joke away! I'm looking forward to this because I'm only growing 4 plants, it's going to be like living on easy streetI’m so resisting the urge to make a joke about her being pregnant here. (I did a bad job resisting) I’ll be good from now on Professor, I promise
I’m so excited about your surprise news! If anyone deserves to be sponsored, it’s you! Congratulations to you my friend! Can’t wait to see the new grow!
Hey, just read the news...congratulations Professor. I know I for one will join this adventure with you 
- Thread starter
- #1,272
Lol. Thanks Sauga. Sheds right, look at that thing!
- Thread starter
- #1,273
Lol. I could do with some
Detumescence therapy for hair loss
Ha, there's a pill for that you know! I'm amazed how much I learn each day from you guys!
No, you want it to happen! It's a natural occurrence (hence the "de" prefix) and without it you would no longer be able to roll onto your stomach or pee without bending over.
I misread the def.. it's the subsidence or diminution of swelling of his root...I get it now. I think 
Lewydeville
Well-Known Member
Yeah it took me a while but well worth it. Your grow is really healthy looks like you’ve got your soil and feed dialled in. The hash is mind bending it gives me uncontrollable munchies tho....think I’m on my 9th box of cereal today! Lol
Heavenly Hybrid
Well-Known Member
Ha! Good oneThank you link wizard, I know what it means
Heavenly Hybrid
Well-Known Member
Haha, we’re so deep in the gutters here, we should be seeing Pennywise with a boat any minute.
Sauga, I am the blonde (a little) curly one in the gang
Similar threads
