TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A GROWER!
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, we all know how to tell if you might be a redneck, so I thought I'd put together a list of the top ten signs that will tell if you might be a grower. Feel free to add to the list!
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You might be a grower IF....
1) You stress about the quality of nutrients you give your plants but live on a diet of fast food, potato chips, coffee & soda
2) Every plastic container looks like a potential hydro system
3) Your electric bill is more than your mortgage payment
4) Your neighbors are always asking why you never let you pet skunk out of the house to play
5) When someone refers to a "hottie with 36-24-36 measurements" you think they're referring to the N-P-K ratio on some super brand of nutes
6) Someone asks you about your girls and you forget all about your daughters and tell them about your plants.
7) You're in the process of curing, but you're not a doctor and nobody is sick
8) A "light leak" has nothing to do with slowly dripping water
9) A fully packed tent makes you feel better than a fully packed bowl
10) You include in your list of the top teachers of all time!
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Happy Harvests!
K