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Thanks buddy 
, and yeah I’ll get another shot next time I’m up..
Which brings me to your query.. .About how to access the magic attic...
Some say, on each prime numbered date of odd numbered year, an interdimensional portal opens between my hands, and using only my mind, I tear a well used portion of my own soul off, and bend it through myself into the fabric of reality, through the space between spaces, across a sea of integers, then using my sheer mental strength, an exact corporeal replica of myself is forced to exist for a limited period inside the magic attic.
Others say, I stand up on my toes or some object readily available, and push a square shaped piece of plaster up about 20 centimeters, slide it clear, then haul myself through. Legend had it that I once had a ladder, but legend fades to myth and the ladder was lost amongst the chaos of time itself.
But in all seriousness, getting stuff up there is no big deal; I’ve made a few platforms up there, most importantly one adjacent to ‘the hole’, and generally just spaced across the joists to put rest heavier things on, like water bottles and the such, so that I can climb up unencumbered . Biggest thing I ever took up there was the wooden planks from the old decking, which I then covered with some.. boating fabric I think, or some other industrial carpet, to make my little platform, my oasis of life, if you will, lol.
But I think you’re right, moving your operation from the garage to the attic above would could very well transcend regular stealth, into the much coveted ‘super stealth’ region. Purely because; it’s an attic. Nobody just stumbles across an attic, or even notices where its entrance is, or even considers that they are there. Except maybe, electricians, and.. well, I guess me? hahah. And having a drop down ladder is just an added bonus for you man, you can ascend that bad boy in style!
If heat was a problem, I’m sure you could just set up some ducting & fans and pull extra air from your garage or outside going through, and keep that space at ambient temperature. Attics only really get hot/cold to the extreme because of their location (insulation at the bottom, bare roof/tiles at the top) and simple lack of moving air. Mine seems kind of like a desert, hot in the sun, cold at night?
And as for smell, if it did happen to reach an extreme, you just seal it all up like a tent anyway and have a carbon filter in the exhaust loop, no worries.
Fuckkk i've been typing a while hahaha, I'm just in a sweet mood I guess, but yeah, after all this I suppose I'm pretty biased when it comes to attics since, well, its all I've ever tried I guess hahaha -
have a good one man!!
, and yeah I’ll get another shot next time I’m up..Which brings me to your query.. .About how to access the magic attic...
Some say, on each prime numbered date of odd numbered year, an interdimensional portal opens between my hands, and using only my mind, I tear a well used portion of my own soul off, and bend it through myself into the fabric of reality, through the space between spaces, across a sea of integers, then using my sheer mental strength, an exact corporeal replica of myself is forced to exist for a limited period inside the magic attic.
Others say, I stand up on my toes or some object readily available, and push a square shaped piece of plaster up about 20 centimeters, slide it clear, then haul myself through. Legend had it that I once had a ladder, but legend fades to myth and the ladder was lost amongst the chaos of time itself.
But in all seriousness, getting stuff up there is no big deal; I’ve made a few platforms up there, most importantly one adjacent to ‘the hole’, and generally just spaced across the joists to put rest heavier things on, like water bottles and the such, so that I can climb up unencumbered . Biggest thing I ever took up there was the wooden planks from the old decking, which I then covered with some.. boating fabric I think, or some other industrial carpet, to make my little platform, my oasis of life, if you will, lol.
But I think you’re right, moving your operation from the garage to the attic above would could very well transcend regular stealth, into the much coveted ‘super stealth’ region. Purely because; it’s an attic. Nobody just stumbles across an attic, or even notices where its entrance is, or even considers that they are there. Except maybe, electricians, and.. well, I guess me? hahah. And having a drop down ladder is just an added bonus for you man, you can ascend that bad boy in style!
If heat was a problem, I’m sure you could just set up some ducting & fans and pull extra air from your garage or outside going through, and keep that space at ambient temperature. Attics only really get hot/cold to the extreme because of their location (insulation at the bottom, bare roof/tiles at the top) and simple lack of moving air. Mine seems kind of like a desert, hot in the sun, cold at night?
And as for smell, if it did happen to reach an extreme, you just seal it all up like a tent anyway and have a carbon filter in the exhaust loop, no worries.
Fuckkk i've been typing a while hahaha, I'm just in a sweet mood I guess, but yeah, after all this I suppose I'm pretty biased when it comes to attics since, well, its all I've ever tried I guess hahaha -
have a good one man!!
