Glad you appreciate my warped sense of humor T! I'll try to keep it close to a 'PG' rating so as not to offend any of you ladies out there. LOL
The feeling is mutual!
Good to see you're being helped and the stands are full, Soon enough they'll all be Cola waiving girls doing the wave. This is going to be a never ending bud fest
I don't need to wish you luck, but Green mojo to ya'.
Woodsman, Oh Woodsman....
I missed you at the suare.
The Psych ward was psyched when I pulled out that Columbian Red head that I snagged from Uncle OMM's closet, shhhh I won't tell if you don't.
We rigged up a Hookah with a bed pan and a few cathedars. Smoked us to cloud 9.
I spent most the day looking for that guy that was wearing my speed o as an eye patch and as I was searching for him I accidentally stumbled in on a conversation that I had to record... Here's what I saw.
Next time be sure to '''''''''''''''empty the bed pan and use plain water''''''''''''''' I've tried it both ways and water has a less acidic taste to it.
We'll have to remember the next time we check in to the 'home' not to get too close to anyone wanting an Eskimo kiss. I thought they were talking about white chocolate when I first heard them talking about it so I told them I'd prefer the regular ones instead. They looked at me funny after that and left me alone....it is a 'nut house' you know....I thought I was just being friendly!
The COLOMBIAN REDHEAD! You dog you (sorry G). Holdin out on me and cheating with my Senorita! The shame of it all! What is the world coming to when your conspirator in crime rips you off! I thought you were an honest, hard working criminal? I was suspicious when you asked me to hold the lamp post in front of OMM's place while you went around back. It had seemed to me at the time that the lamp post was secure and didn't need to be held! Did ya stow her away (my Senorita) on the voyage back to the mainland or did ya have her sent back through our shipping agents in Barrow AK. (Arctic Air)?
Either way you outsmarted me (again) big time and I'll have to find a way to 'pay you back' .........it just hit me! When you saw that guy (at the insane asylum) running off with your speedo wrapped around his face, what my lord were you wearing? Your birthday suit (not the one OMM gave you with the bunny ears)?
I've just become slightly ill again so perhaps I'll need to sign in at the 'home' for a short stay (or long stay depending on the smoke situation - I'm not stupid!). If you also decide you need some excitement and are bored 'out in the world' by all means come and join us there! Just make sure you wear appropriate apparel. At least wear a matching tie with the thong! Bring plenty of friends from 420 so we will have enough people for a 'horde of crazed people'!