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John Wick
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Damn, John- sorry that whatever it is hit you so hard- Don't worry about not being around here right now, we just need you to take care of yourself and get well !
Can't think of a "sick" joke right now....will a stupid one do?
I was driving down a country road the other day,and drove past a farmhouse...well, in the front yard of that farmhouse was a pig, and that pig had a wooden leg!
I just had to hear the story behind that, so I turned around, pulled into the driveway,and went to the door to talk to the farmer about that pig.
The farmer came to the door and said "can I help you?"
I explained to him that I'd noticed his pig, and would really like to hear the story of how it got that wooden leg....
He said, "Well,that is a very special pig...about 2 months ago, the house caught fire in the middle of the night. That pig saw the fire, broke down the front door,ran in and woke up me and the missus, then he ran into the baby's room, grabbed the baby in his mouth, and carried her to safety....
Yes sir, that pig saved my whole family that night, we owe our lives to that pig!
I said that that was a great story,and it was too bad the pig lost a leg in that fire.
The farmer said "oh no,he survived the fire just fine-not a scratch on him."
I said that was amazing...but if he didn't lose his leg in the fire,what happened to him?
Well,the farmer said, "Like I told you before, that is a very special pig.....
and you just don't eat a pig like that all at once...."
Good one,.