I got a chortle out of that one, it knocked the bong hit out onto the bedsheets!
A woman's hair is her crowning glory. It's rare the woman who can be super sexy with no hair. They do exist though. A 1990's era Annie Lennox was hot enough. Creepy too but hot enough.
Might as well add Grace Jones to that mix Shiggs. Met her and her boyfriend Dolph at a motorcycle shop in NYC one Saturday.
Creepy weird like you said, but sexy in a stomp ya ballz after sex