Weasel Forges Ahead

[PotChimp]

That corn husk is a good idea they make blunt wraps way too small!
As the great Dalai Lama told me once when we were at the airport banging our tambourines, "Life is like a $hit sandwich".....

 

[Weaselcracker]

Like it starts out good but gets worse by the time you reach the middle?

 

[PotChimp]

As long as European descendents rule the Earth, you can count on that. At least the gets worse part. I always thought he meant the more bread you got the less $hit you eat, but before he could answer when I asked him to enlighten me, he stepped in front of a royal procession and got shot by the Emperor's henchmen. In anger I picked up a spear, threw it right through a carriage, and hit the Emperor's son right in the left nostril. I had to change my name to KwaiChanggKaine and flee the country, so I never found out what it meant. Sorry.....

 

[Weaselcracker]

Well thanks for trying anyway.

 

[MiOutdoorsman]

I've got a chocolope seed soaking. Hopefully it will crack today. It'll be interesting to see how similar yours, mine and chimps look. Either way I'm looking forward to the strong sativa buzz

 

[PotChimp]

Well thanks for trying anyway.

Huh? Sorry I went off into a daydream about my young days at the Shaolinn temple and didn't hear what you said.

 

[Weaselcracker]

Were your seeds unusually small and wimpy looking? Mine were. I planted the tiniest one first -that eventually croaked but the other one is growing.

 

[PotChimp]

My Chocolope seed looked a little small, but not too bad as far as health goes.

 

[MiOutdoorsman]

I have a package of 6...4 looked normal and 2 were kinda small

 

[PotChimp]

Dang I forgot you don't got a TV scratch all those old Kungg Foo TV show jokes I just made!

 

[MiOutdoorsman]

I'm planning on vegging mine long enough to get a clone of it and try to flip early. I'm guessing it's a tall strain

 

[PotChimp]

Here's the one seed I have:

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• PotChimp
• Jul 17, 2018

I'm thinking no mercy after I read about the tall part in the ad.

 

[Weaselcracker]

Who needs a tv when you’ve got a talking chimp. Plus I swiped one of those weird cigars from your satchel while you were daydreaming.
After dealing with these GT x Thai Stick things for a while I’m not at all worried about a chocolope.

 

[PotChimp]

When you can walk across the rice paper without leaving a trace grasshopper, you will have learned.....
I would have used that giant rice paper to roll me a fatty like the world's never seen! And that giant iron cauldron he carried out the door with his bare arms when he passed out in the snow? I'd use it to light that giant doob, henceforth having me a reason to pass out in the snow!

 

[Weaselcracker]

Yes, o wise one...

(when his eyes get all glassy and far away like that...
that is the best time to rifle through his stash)

 

[Tead]

Hmmm....
Seems like the quality and/or quantity may have picked up 'round this neck 'o da woods... just sayin.

 

[Tead]

Hmmm.... I was working backwards.... this might explain things...

Carnival cob

• Weaselcracker
• Jul 16, 2018

The humor runs thick in Tead's world.
And, oh, btw, yes, I did loudly utter "Oh Shit!" when I saw it.

 

[dynamo1]

Dang I forgot you don't got a TV scratch all those old Kungg Foo TV show jokes I just made!

When you grab this seed from my hand, you will be a weedhopper.

 

[aprosjat]

Cannabis wine

• Weaselcracker
• Jul 2, 2018

I was rummaging in search of a bottle of wine since the other one seems to have- oh yeah I remember what happened to it now... and I found my collection of bud wine. So thought- wtf I’ve sampled this a couple times and each time it was very good, in a strange way. But now it’s actually starting to reach a good cure. Cured wine- I like that concept.
Yum! I can’t believe it tastes so good. Wow- this stuff is going to be delicious. It has this crazy tart lemony taste and an amazing astringent fizz on the tongue. A really strong flavour, but actually good - unique and delicious and is only going to get better.
When did I make this stuff? I’ll have to dig back in the journal and look. Are we allowed to send wine cross-border? Unlikely, but if so I know what you guys are getting for Christmas.

Back to the fire...

Cannabis wine

• Weaselcracker
• Jul 2, 2018

Is that Dingo with with the cannabis wine , pass on the recipe to GT ...!

 

[Weaselcracker]

Just a random little note. If anyone remembers the year of fun and games I and many others enjoyed trying to get our contest prizes from CKS then they’ll get a laugh out of this. I gave the hard won coupon code, which ‘does not expire’, to Lexort. It doesn’t work. I PM’d their royal rep about this and guess what? No reply even though they’ve been active on the forum since.
Looks like they’re not a sponsor here anymore as far as I can tell. So why come through on promises if you don’t have to, I suppose...
A fitting end to the whole dirty tale. Goodbye CKS.