420 Magazine's Member Of The Month: June 2016

[masonman]

That puts me out of the running. Nobody wants to see a 63 year old man in a thong.

We really didn't want the mental image either...

 

[OlderGrower]

Ok time to vote...

now who is the most deserving..... lets see...
I have it narrowed down to the top eight nominees.
Each of them contributes a little something different then the next but they all are very giving individuals in their own rights.



GOTCHA





There is no way I am voting until after the top 3 events we have all been so patiently waiting for
PS
Major, remember what we went over the other night, when you are doing your catwalk for both the evening gown and swimsuit competition be sure to single out the over 85 crowd of ladies and SMILE... do not forget to smile.. Those cougars are always a sucker for a hot young guy like yourself. Stop selling yourself short!

 

[Dennise]

Ok... I got the 4' of hemp rope... What now OG......

 

[Dennise]

That puts me out of the running. Nobody wants to see a 63 year old man in a thong.

I've seen what you looked like as a young man soooo it all depends on how well you aged...::....

 

[OlderGrower]

We really didn't want the mental image either...

True but it is an image those 85 PLUS females are begging for

Ok... I got the 4' of hemp rope... What now OG......

OK pay close attention.. cut 4 pieces exactly 6 inches each... then tie one of the 4 pieces just above each of your ankles and wrists.... Got that so far? Good! now take the remaining 2 foot of 1/16th diameter hemp rope and tie it in a circle and hang it around your neck.... Got it? Here comes the hard part so pay close attention. The knot needs to be towards the back of the neck and the back of the ankles/wrists. I know this may be difficult, that is why I am offering my services to help you put it on the night of the swimsuit competition.
(Shiggity.... get your mind out of the gutter, there is not enough room for both of us down here)

I've seen what you looked like as a young man soooo it all depends on how well you aged...::....

See Major, I am telling you it will work... just keep smiling!
Oh and Dennise, he has aged like a fine wine girlfriend!!!!

 

[Dennise]

Good thing I'm ambidextrous.......

 

[Major PITA]

You all are a hoot!

Best of luck Dennise!

 

[OlderGrower]

Good thing I'm ambidextrous.......

Amongst other things

 

[Dennise]

You Too Major.....

 

[OlderGrower]

Bring a towel, up here is a splash zone.

only during the swim suit completion,

 

[Duggan]

Did someone say swimsuit competition....

sent from my DeLorean...in the future!

 

[Lady Cannafan]

All these contest threads prove is that Oldergrower is an incorrigible perv.

Geez.....I'm glad someone else noticed that!

 

[Duggan]

 

[Canna Montana]

It's just like being at work. Lol! Everyone is a perv! Haha

 

[Dennise]

OMG! Where do you work.......

 

[Duggan]

 

[Lady Cannafan]

 

[ShiggityFlip]

 

[OlderGrower]

almost time to vote,, well within a couple of days anyway

 

[SweetSue]

Did someone say swimsuit competition....

sent from my DeLorean...in the future!

Not what you're imagining at all Duggan. Take a look at the list.